Talking Toilets I Have Known

Yes, I have another one to report to you!

This one is on Regent Street at the Oxford Circus end. It costs 50p to get in and this one not only warns you of dire consequences should you overstay your welcome but it also has a digital clock timer on the wall, counting down as you um...er... do your thing!

As a seasoned user of speaking toilets, I knew what was expected of me so I didn't waste any time (who really wants to hang around in a public toilet for too long anyway?). I pressed the button to unlock the door and you guessed it, a woman's voice boomed at full volume as I stepped onto the street: 'Please leave the facility immediately!'.

I was just grateful that this was a Sunday morning and not rush hour on a Friday night!